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February 28, 2012 chris
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Taxing ‘em to the maximum

YOU CAN…

Tax his cow – tax his goat,

Tax his pants- tax his coat,

Tax his crops – tax his work,

Tax his ties – tax his shirt,

Tax his chew – tax his smoke,

Teach him taxing is no joke.

Tax his tractor – tax his mule,

Tell him taxing is the rule.

Tax his oil – tax his cash

Tax him good – and let him know,

that after taxes, he has no dough.

If he hollers – tax him more,

Tax him ‘til he’s good and sore.

Tax his coffin – tax his grave.

Tax the sod in which he’ll lay.

Put these words upon his tomb; 

“Taxes drove me to my doom.”

After he’s gone, we won’t relax,

They’ll still be after our inheritance tax.