To make it possible for everyone to attend church next Sunday, we are going to have a special day.
COTS will be placed in the foyer for those who say, “Sunday is my day to sleep in.”
MURINE will be available for those with tired eyes from watching television to late on Saturday night.
STEEL HELMETS for those who say, “The roof would cave in if I ever came to church.”
BLANKETS provided for those who say the church is too cold.
FANS for those who think the church is too hot.
HEARING AIDS for those who say, the pastor speaks too softly and
EAR PLUGS for those who complain that he preaches too loud.
SCORE CARDS for those who wish to make a list of all the hypocrites present.
100 T.V. DINNERS for those who cant go to church and cook dinner too.
TREES & GRASS: A section will be roped off finally for those who like to seek God in nature.
Finally, the sanctuary will be decorated with both EASTER LILLIES and CHRISTMAS POINSETTIAS for those who have never seen the church without the
The Bible says…in Romans 2:1 We are inexcusable.
My Thought: Your talent is God’s gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God.