Church Football

By Dot KelleyBy Dot Kelley

1.Quarterback sneak – church members quietly leaving during the invitation.

2. Draw Play – what many children do with the bulletin during worship.

3. Halftime – the period between Sunday School and worship when some people choose to leave.

4. Benchwarmer – those who do not sing, pray, work or apparently do anything but sit.

5. Backfield-in-motion – making a trip to the back (restroom or water fountain) during the service.

6. Staying in the pocket – what happens to a lot of money that should be given to the Lord’s work.

7. Two minute warning – the point at which you realize the sermon is almost over and begin to gather your children and belongings.

8. Instant replay – the preacher loses his notes and falls back on last week’s illustrations.

9. Sudden death – What happens to the attention span of the congregation if the preacher goes overtime.

10. Trap – you’re called on to pray and you are asleep.

11. End run – getting out of church quickly without speaking to any guest or fellow member.

12. Flex defense – the ability to allow absolutely nothing said during the sermon to affect your life.

13. Halfback option – the decision of 50 percent of the congregation not to return for the evening service or Bible study.

14. Blitz – the rush to the restaurants following the benediction. 

Advertise with the Messenger

Reach more people with your message. The Messenger provides targeting advertising that gets results

Learn more »
Subscription Information

The Messenger delivered to your door

Subscribe »
Get in touch

Phone: (256) 547-1049

Online Contact Form »

michael kors value spree

Cheap NFL Wholesale Jerseys
  • NFL Shop Promo Code (
  • nfl shop cyber monday sale (
  • nfl shop black friday sale (
  • nfl pro shop coupon codes (
  • cheap nfl jerseys china (
  • wholesale jerseys (
  • cheap jerseys (
  • wholesale nba jerseys (
  • cheap jordans
  • Top-rated Coach Handbags Outlet Online Come Back With Afforable Price & New Style. coach outlet online Michael Kors Handbags Outlet Store Online Up To 80% OFF michael kors outlet
    Or what you need is just a pair of fashion brand sneaker,don't hesitate to gift yourself the cheap Jordans xi shoes.
    cheap jerseys wholesale nfl jerseys cheap jerseys china